Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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