Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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People with herpes should wear stickers.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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