therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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