NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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