He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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