My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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