real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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