Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Floor bacon is actually really good
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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