operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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