Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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