What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
dude i'm inner monologue high
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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