Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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