It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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