ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
