omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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