So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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