Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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