Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
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You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...