i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.