in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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