Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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