yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
