fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I will pee on everything he values.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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