Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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