Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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