Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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