i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's shark week go big or go home
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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