I don't think brook has ever known best
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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