do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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