you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Is Oprah even human
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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