Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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