I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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