Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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