I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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