Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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