I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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