Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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