I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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