Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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