the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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