Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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