I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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