just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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