Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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