Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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