I'm lost and stupid without you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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