p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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