I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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