You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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