So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Pooping to opera.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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