would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
BRING THE BAGELS
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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