The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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