Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's shark week go big or go home
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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