Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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