He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
