Where is the hickey?
I don't think brook has ever known best
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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