I don't usually arrange sex via text message
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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