Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
